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ar • gu • 'ree (v) | ar • gu • 'ree • ment (n):

when neither party realizes it has come to the same conclusion as the other
Your sister: Trump is bad because shady fundraising thing x!
Your uncle: Hillary is bad because shady fundraising thing y! Repeat ad nauseum.
You: You two seem to arguree that we should overturn Citizens United.
arguree by vodajcek November 24, 2017
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When two or more parties agree on a subject, but don't realize it and continue to argue their point.
They argree taxation is bad, but couldn't agree that it's theft or stealing.
argree by SleepyGary July 5, 2016
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argreeing 

When you agree with someone but they won’t let the conversation end and keep adding points like they’re arguing with you.
I agreed to go see the new Star Wars movie with Jane but she kept on argreeing with me and telling me how great it would be.
argreeing by pugsx3 April 22, 2018

argreement 

When you are having a pointed discussion and the other person is combative and aggressively shouting back THE EXACT SAME THING AS YOU. What the fuck, dude? You AGREE with me. Ugh.
Argreement Pronounced: Ar-GREE-Ment

I was having the following argreement with my friend the other day:

"Italian food is really best when it's homemade."
"How can you say that?! The sauces in the restaurant suck, the noodles are boiled in plain water, which is flavorless and the bread is invariably fake sourdough and three days old!!!!"
"Um...exactly?" SMH
argreement by Psychokitty July 17, 2018
agreeing after arguing and not really agreeing, just doing so to stop arguing (agreeing to disagree). perhaps if you had more time, you would continue to argue and not agree.
i argree that god exists.

or

i argree that it is too cold outside.

or

i argree that you do not look fat in that dress, never have never will.
argree by jay in cascadia January 13, 2010

argreement 

When two or more people are having a heated argument on a topic that they all fundamentally agree on.
John and Carol are having an argreement on whether or not Bernie Sanders would have won the general election. John thinks he would have, but Carol disagrees... but they both agree that he should have been elected anyways.
v. -t A portmanteau of "argue" and "agree."
pt. - Argueeing

When someone vehemently agrees with you without realizing it.
I said; "2+3=5."
They said, "WRONG!!!; 3+2=5"

I said; "You're right, thanks for argueeing with me."
Arguee by k80theshade September 25, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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