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argreement 

When you are having a pointed discussion and the other person is combative and aggressively shouting back THE EXACT SAME THING AS YOU. What the fuck, dude? You AGREE with me. Ugh.
Argreement Pronounced: Ar-GREE-Ment

I was having the following argreement with my friend the other day:

"Italian food is really best when it's homemade."
"How can you say that?! The sauces in the restaurant suck, the noodles are boiled in plain water, which is flavorless and the bread is invariably fake sourdough and three days old!!!!"
"Um...exactly?" SMH
argreement by Psychokitty July 17, 2018
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argreement 

When two or more people are having a heated argument on a topic that they all fundamentally agree on.
John and Carol are having an argreement on whether or not Bernie Sanders would have won the general election. John thinks he would have, but Carol disagrees... but they both agree that he should have been elected anyways.

arguementalist 

Someone who always wins an arguement.
He wins every debate because he is a true arguementalist.
arguementalist by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Rare Ren Agreement

A "Rare Ren Agreement" (RRA for short) is a very uncommon moment where the user "renbloxian" says something smart that people actually seem to agree with.

Moments like these occur once people say some stupid shit and renbloxian manages to dominate the conversation by saying something useful.
This is one of the first times that I've ever been able to agree with renbloxian, I for real consider this a "Rare Ren Agreement"

Gentlemans Agreement 

An agreement generally between two males or occasionaly two parties (I.E countries) in which an informal agreement is made as apposed to something that is signed and ratified and usually has no legal basis, it is simply a man giving his word that he will do something which is based on the traditional value of honour amongst gentlemen. That should one man break his end of the agreement his Honour and trustworthiness will be called into repute and his status as a gentleman is finished. More modern language is likely used such as "losing your man card" for breaches of the agreement but the principle stays the same.

Has been used many times in the past particularly during war amongst generals (who were considered men of honour) to broker such things as temporary ceasefires to evacuate wounded men, or the famous Christmas truce in WW1.

A more modern and simpler example would be if two guys were watching a sports game and they decided to bet each other on the outcome. The agreement is informal but there is a gentlemans agreement to follow through and pay up should one lose. Failure to pay on losing would be a breach of the gentlemans agreement and the loser runs the risk of being known as a bad payer and people would be less likely to bet with him in the future thus tarnishing his reputation and his word
The Christmas truce of 1914 was a prime example of a gentlemans agreement. That each man would lay his weapons down for the sake of the unofficial ceasefire, with each man effectively upholding a gentlemans agreement that they would not attack

🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙 

The ‘Alpaca of Agreement’ is an emoji used to convey agreement or acceptance over digital communication mediums. Emojis such as the ‘thumbs up’ are overused, and the ‘fist bump’ can be misinterpreted as a desire to inflict bodily harm upon the recipient. The Alpaca of Agreement was born out of society’s overwhelming desire to find a better way to express agreement digitally.

Born in the Moquegua Valley region of Peru, the expression was originally the ‘Llama of Agreement’. The name was later changed after widespread backlash due to the fact that llamas are not agreeable whatsoever, and will literally spit in your face just to be a jerk.

The name was recently changed to Alpaca of Agreement, based on the even temperament of alpacas and their generally convivial nature. Also, Unicode brings up the same emoji for either animal
Appropriate Use Cases for 🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙

-Hey Kyle, do you have any clean socks?
—🦙

-Hey Jacob, let’s play some vids later?
—🦙

-Hey Chris, do you want to go workout?

—🦙

-Hey Nick, would you like to share a smoke?
—🦙

I accept the rules and agreements

The most used lie of the internet.
Yep, I accept the rules and agreements... yeah...
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