Aragorn, son of Arathorn (quite possibly the coolest
name ever) is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor in
J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series. He is one of the Dunedain, a subrace of humans blessed with long life. Aragorn is 87 years old when he takes the throne, but he looks like he's about 33. That's how cool he is. In fact, all the chicks love Aragorn more than Legolas. This is scientific proof that Viggo Mortensen, who
played Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, is cooler than Orlando Bloom. Aragorn also smokes
weed, though just about every character in the story does except pussy
Frodo. It is widely believed that Aragorn is the coolest
guy in Middle Earth, especially because he got with Liv Tyler.