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The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.

See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.
The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

The Aquabats 

The greatest band of all time, and the greatest crimefighters as well.
These 7 (or 8) masked heroes of justice roam the earth defeating such enemies as Powdered Milk Man, The Cat With Two Heads, and GWAR and then making kikass songs about their adventures.

Cast out of their homeland of Aquabania by their nemisis Space Monster M, they were given super powers of rock by The Proffesor and now seek to take over the world with their music.

They rule.
The Aquabats are pretty darned nifty if you ask me.
The Aquabats by Mattersy January 15, 2004

Aquamayne 

The Unlikely Black Superhero who jumped and swam like hell to save a brother from being jumped. Mf saw that cap fly in the air and came to the rescue
“We need more people like Aquamayne”
Aquamayne by vatman. August 7, 2023

aquabats 

Zippy, zippy dudes.

A super-rad team of 7 sometimes 8 masked marauders here to save the world from monster M, throw killer cool pool parties, and play some silly ska songs along the way.

The drummer from Blink 182 got his start here.
Aquacadet: The Aquabats sure did rock the casbah, homeslice!

Regular Joe: What are you talking about?
aquabats by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

the aquabats 

greatest band/superheroes in the world. come from teh island of Aquabania. Consists of MC bat Commander, Ricky Fitness, Crash Mclarson, the Robot, and more. they play amazing music that makes people want fight crime.their concerts are also amazing as they are usually attacked onstage
the aquabats are my heroes
the aquabats by obtuse November 24, 2006

aquacadet 

the name given to hardcore Aquabat fans.
all AquaCadets are super awesome.
aquacadet : danng, that sure was a rad aquabats show last nite, yo!
regular old loser : ska? say whaaa?
aquacadet : ya, you bet. SKA. SURF PUNK. SUPERHERO COSTUMES. YAAAAA.
aquacadet by erika. November 25, 2005