apsari 

A sweet angelic girl who's crazy cool, fun and full of humour but also comes with killer full smile :).

I wish my life was blessed with an apsari

apsari by dauntless_w March 15, 2024

Asari Grinder 

One who gets his grind on with the Asari species in Mass Effect.

Dude, Sajam was getting his asari grinder on last night up in the clubs.

Asari Grinder by Bogeh July 20, 2009

Ansari 

Hawaiian or arabic last name, can mean a variation of things but often a surname, or a name given to those either rare or in royalty

Everybody get ready Ansari is coming!

Ansari by the hawaiian kanailar December 12, 2009

Apparition Litigation 

For those individuals supranaturally inclined, a proposal that would allow 'spirit' or 'ghost' testimony--verbal, written or gesture, as legitimate court evidence and admissible for legal proceedings. Attestation provided by creatures such as pixies, genies, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns, centaurs, chimeras, imps, ghouls, gnomes, trolls, hippogriffs, basalisks, dragons and/or werewolves, among others, are patently disallowed due to their imaginary or mythological status.

Prosecution: Mrs. Jones is on trial for the murder of her husband. Forensic evidence will show that she struck him on the back of the head with a large iron skillet. Testimony from our medical expert will show that the blow crushed his skull and fragments of bone severed large arteries supplying his brain. Furthermore, we have an eye-witness to the events as provided by the account of Elder Price, a Mormon evangelist who had just rung the residence door-bell.

Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!

Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?

Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice...

Apparition Litigation by YAWA May 13, 2019

apsara 

is a girl that is bad as hell, period. apsara is incredibly pretty and sexy ass hell. apsara is a leader and her presence demands attention.

though on the outside apsara may seem bitchy and mean, once you get to know her, she is the sweetest and most amazing person on the planet. earning apsara’s trust may take a while, but once you have it, don’t misplace it. apsara isn’t one to play games, if you misplace her trust, she won’t hesitate to throw hands, after all she is the baddest bitch ever.

apsara is a sucker for cuddles and loves music. once you break down her wall, she’s a big baby who loves attention. apsara has the best sense of fashion and loves shoes.

hands down the best person on this planet.

damn man, i wish i had an apsara in my life.

apsara by juju_26 January 20, 2021

apkarian

Verb: to be apkrianed. A form of metonymy. When one person meets with you and dominates your time far beyond what you have allotted for it. It usually is an inconvenience and throws off the day's schedule.

He just apkarianed me. I went to talk to him for 10 minutes, and I was in his office for 2 hours!

apkarian by lab monkey August 7, 2009

workplace apparitions 

A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.

This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions.

workplace apparitions by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019