Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Disease Ansari

An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs
Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?

Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since
Disease Ansari by D Flawless July 1, 2020
Related Words

Aziz ansari

When a bastard fucks 2 elephants and one ends up pregnant. The mistake of our world today. JACKSON HAWKINS little dick sucker. What adults can objectify as the opposite of a pussy magnet. Horrible rapist i mean really u couldn't feel a thing, or is there a thing at all.....
I was fucked by aziz ansari after the show last night, i wasn't that bad

Azhar ansari 

Most probably going to be a sugar daddy sometime in his life, most horny mofo in existence and kungfu mastercocksucker
Azhar ansari by Indian_22 October 31, 2018

aziz ansari

Shove your fingers down a female's throat.
I tried to make out with him but he just Aziz Ansari'd me instead and I nearly choked.
aziz ansari by kida101 January 16, 2018

Aziz Ansari

making repeated sexual overtures with someone who has already expressed reluctance and/or disinterest
I'd love to hang out with you later, but please don't Aziz Ansari me.
Aziz Ansari by dimrod80 January 19, 2018

Antarianism

Hostility toward or discrimination against people of European descent (White people) as an ethnic or racial group,
Antarianism is the defining characteristic of the post-modern age.
Antarianism by yankeeDogg July 4, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
Load more