apprize 

When you don't win a sweepstake and the sponsor feels obligated to tell you who did, they apprize you of the winner.

I wish they hadn't apprized me of who won the car. He doesn't look like he needed it as much as I do.

apprize by The Jeff S May 13, 2021

Apprise 

A fancy word used by twats.

I had apprised you of this IT cabinet so that anyone .....

Apprise by shattyfattmas August 21, 2019

Applize 

verb.

To convert an ordinary object in to a 'must have' object of desire, irrespective of price point or functionality. Whatever the object it must be white.

Often used in conjunction with the verb jobbed. This term is used by the people who used to sell objects before they were applized e.g. laptops, phones and so forth.

Bill: Look what do you think of my new laptop?
Ben: Dude. It's already been applized. Your market share is crumbling. You've been jobbed.
Bill: No way man. Check out his...
Ben: What is it?
Bill: A phone.
Ben: Why is the screen blue?
Bill: Damn!

Applize by digital.sam September 28, 2009

Apptized 

Those that have been indoctrinated into the world of "Apps" - that's about 1Bn of us since late 2012 and expected to grow to 2Bn by 2015.
All it takes is to use an app, just one app, one time and you've been apptized my friend!
A common religion, agnostic to all - except a strong well established iCult that is predominantly based in Northern California with it's spiritual home located in Cupertino.

You've been Apptized if you've ever used an app - From Map Apps to Fart Apps and everything in between.

Apptized by A. Shanks Utd. May 26, 2013