Apptized

Those that have been indoctrinated into the world of "Apps" - that's about 1Bn of us since late 2012 and expected to grow to 2Bn by 2015.
All it takes is to use an app, just one app, one time and you've been apptized my friend!
A common religion, agnostic to all - except a strong well established iCult that is predominantly based in Northern California with it's spiritual home located in Cupertino.

You've been Apptized if you've ever used an app - From Map Apps to Fart Apps and everything in between.

by A. Shanks Utd. May 26, 2013

Sex Appetized

Sex Appetized persons are those who experience the good needs on a somewhat regular basis. They frequently think about sexual actions (although not necessarily about sex itself), often at inopportune times (I.e. During a test or at a club meeting). They find it difficult to restrain themselves from engaging in such actions when in close proximity to another sex appetized person with whom they share a mutual romantic interest. While they may experience the good needs as a result of seeing an attractive person when they are single, they do not act on such impulses

Jamie: Man, I really wanna do some nasty stuff to that guy over there

Caroline: But you're not gonna do it right?

Jamie: nah, I'm only sex appetized right now.

by Casapadrazquez February 29, 2016

Appetized

The same thing as hungry, but I hate Aviya.

"Seeing all these human feces is making me really appetized! And I hate Aviya!"

by Hungry Hungry Hoopo March 13, 2009

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 May 24, 2016