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Applize

verb.

To convert an ordinary object in to a 'must have' object of desire, irrespective of price point or functionality. Whatever the object it must be white.

Often used in conjunction with the verb jobbed. This term is used by the people who used to sell objects before they were applized e.g. laptops, phones and so forth.
Bill: Look what do you think of my new laptop?
Ben: Dude. It's already been applized. Your market share is crumbling. You've been jobbed.
Bill: No way man. Check out his...
Ben: What is it?
Bill: A phone.
Ben: Why is the screen blue?
Bill: Damn!
by digital.sam September 28, 2009
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applied critical analysis

Some new phrase PDEng administration decided to coin together in the hopes that the prospective students will consider the program a useful feature that teaches a complicated worded concept.

Widely confusing innocent students with its meaninglessness as no employer in the entire globe has never heard of the term.

A reason why U of Waterloo co-op rate is going downhill on a term-by-term basis, since companies regard its students as the new "Pennsylvania Dutch" who talk in their own "PDeng Speak." Now who's fault is that?

See Bukkake for details.
"wtf is applied critical analysis anyways? I googled it and the first result was PDEng. Think you're so innovative because you're inventing new phrases?"
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MRD applies

While giving evidence at the trial of Stephen Ward, Rice-Davies made the quip for which she is most remembered. When the prosecuting counsel pointed out that Lord Astor denied having an affair or having even met her, she replied, "Well, he would, wouldn't he?" (from Wikipedia).

Hence, "MRD applies" means "he would say that, wouldn't he". Usually used to devalue an opinion by drawing attention to the other-than-impartial situation of the person voicing it.
I think this is a silly idea, myself, but then, I’m a state regulator, so MRD applies.

John Quiggin on badanalysis.com
by Francis Mansell July 29, 2008
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it still applies

a term to point something out without saying what it is
alex: it still applies

nicole: what does!

alex: ROFL
by xX usdhm Xx January 4, 2010
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Applies

This fuckin' applies...to our lives.
by revilones January 1, 2012
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applization

The removal of any and all rough edges from things to make them perfectly smooth and uniform.
America used to be eccentric and charming before applization. Now all products, clothes, houses - you name it - are white and smooth and featureless.
by Stan Wenners September 3, 2016
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Amplize

Amplize is the king of you all, bow down to him peasants.
Damn, It's Amplize we better bow down.
by Compasity June 10, 2019
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