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employee self appraisal 

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.
Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.
employee self appraisal by olavahc November 22, 2010

Motion to Compel Appraisal 

n. The cryptid of insurance defense lawyers. i.e. Everyone's heard of one, but no one's ever seen one.
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: "Did you hear? They're saying a Motion to Compel Appraisal was recently granted in a County Courthouse. My sources tell me there's even a copy of the motion on file in the Clerk's Office!"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 2: "Wow! Where did the sighting take place?"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: Somewhere in Florida according to the internet!

Employee Performance Appraisal 

An annual form completed by MCSO supervisors that justifies giving or not giving you a pay raise. This form is mandated by policy, but no one really cares about them unless they are really super negative. Supervisors hate writing them as they know it's pointless.

Theoretically it documents your performance over the last year, but every commander has different criteria and people just make shit up as they please.
Its time for your annual Employee Performance Appraisal.

Appranal 

The act of assessing another's anus to find ether its value or rating for anal sex.
Guy1: whats Jamerlyus doing today
Guy2: hes paying Jack for another appranal he still thinks he could fit more than me.
Appranal by big guy January 27, 2017

Appraisee 

A person being appraised.
I requested the contact details of this specific appraisee.
Appraisee by Keith De Lucci April 23, 2006
1.The clapping of the hands after a sensational performance.
2.A way of showing thanks for a job well done by cheering or clapping.

At the end of the performance, there was a well deserved applausal from the audience.

A baseball player hit a home run and the fans gave a loud applausal.
applausal by Robert T. Westbrook September 9, 2006