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Appraisal Wells 

Commonly used by Oild Field Roughnecks refering to having relations with their girls while at work
Im gonna drill some open hole appraisal wells tonight.
Appraisal Wells by Scott "Danger" October 16, 2008

employee self appraisal 

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.
Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.
employee self appraisal by olavahc November 22, 2010

Motion to Compel Appraisal 

n. The cryptid of insurance defense lawyers. i.e. Everyone's heard of one, but no one's ever seen one.
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: "Did you hear? They're saying a Motion to Compel Appraisal was recently granted in a County Courthouse. My sources tell me there's even a copy of the motion on file in the Clerk's Office!"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 2: "Wow! Where did the sighting take place?"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: Somewhere in Florida according to the internet!

Employee Performance Appraisal 

An annual form completed by MCSO supervisors that justifies giving or not giving you a pay raise. This form is mandated by policy, but no one really cares about them unless they are really super negative. Supervisors hate writing them as they know it's pointless.

Theoretically it documents your performance over the last year, but every commander has different criteria and people just make shit up as they please.
Its time for your annual Employee Performance Appraisal.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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