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Apply Suction

A fancier way of saying "suck my dick". Used in occasions when you may not want the person to comprehend precisely what you mean. Usually accompanied with the word "sir", such as:

"Sir; apply suction immediately."
"Time reduction or apply suction."
"Apply Suction to my penile organ"
"In any case, apply suction."
by SirBenTheInvestigator March 6, 2014
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Apple-S Spasm

A sudden, involuntary inputting movement generated through frequent work with unstable computer programs.
Walter: I had been working on that scene for hours when the bloody ProTools crashed. I thought I had lost everything!
Randy: Really?
Walter: Actually, the Apple-S Spasm must have kicked in. Turns out I had saved the project only moments before the crash.
Randy: You're a legend!
by joakim22 November 30, 2011
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apple's pajamas

When someone is caught passed out in an apple tree(in pajamas)
Damn shawty, that is the apple's pajamas
by the hungry hippo October 2, 2008
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granny's apple surprise

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet
grandma just left a granny's apple surprise
by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022
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Adam's Apple Sauce

Damage to the throat, typically caused the proper application of Chopsophogus.
When properly applied, Chopsophogus can cause a bad case of Adam's Apple Sauce.
by Stachist May 21, 2011
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apple's eye

She has a beautiful apple's eye.
by Marine Ghost July 6, 2017
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adam's apple sauce

In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.
"Old man I'll karate chop in your adam's apple sauce!"
by portablepotty January 12, 2013
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