Apply Suction 

A fancier way of saying "suck my dick". Used in occasions when you may not want the person to comprehend precisely what you mean. Usually accompanied with the word "sir", such as:

"Sir; apply suction immediately."

"Time reduction or apply suction."
"Apply Suction to my penile organ"
"In any case, apply suction."

Apply Suction by SirBenTheInvestigator March 6, 2014

Apple-S Spasm 

A sudden, involuntary inputting movement generated through frequent work with unstable computer programs.

Walter: I had been working on that scene for hours when the bloody ProTools crashed. I thought I had lost everything!
Randy: Really?
Walter: Actually, the Apple-S Spasm must have kicked in. Turns out I had saved the project only moments before the crash.
Randy: You're a legend!

Apple-S Spasm by joakim22 November 30, 2011

apple's pajamas

When someone is caught passed out in an apple tree(in pajamas)

Damn shawty, that is the apple's pajamas

apple's pajamas by the hungry hippo October 2, 2008

granny's apple surprise 

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet

grandma just left a granny's apple surprise

granny's apple surprise by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022

Adam's Apple Sauce 

Damage to the throat, typically caused the proper application of Chopsophogus.

When properly applied, Chopsophogus can cause a bad case of Adam's Apple Sauce.

Adam's Apple Sauce by Stachist May 21, 2011

apple's eye 

Another word for vagina.

She has a beautiful apple's eye.

apple's eye by Marine Ghost July 6, 2017

adam's apple sauce 

In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.

"Old man I'll karate chop in your adam's apple sauce!"

adam's apple sauce by portablepotty January 12, 2013