applez

(noun)one that is attached to chrisitne lee;
-christine lee's lover,
"apples" is a nickname for a cute young asain girl

As the skinny asain guy noticed apples walked by, he quickly chased after her.

applez by applez March 22, 2003

fuck apple

No definition, just wanted to say that Apple fucking sucks shit.

I just spent my entire night torrenting DMGs of OS X because the recovery process for the used Mac Mini I bought requires an Apple ID, and it's near impossible to make a recovery USB outside of OS X itself.

Fuck Apple.

fuck apple by crungo July 26, 2017

Bon apple tea 

when like the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bon apple tea it's like French or some shit

This food looking gooder den a bitch. Bon apple tea nigga

Bon apple tea by Andrewkayvoninsta August 25, 2016

Apple Stairs 

The biggest opp of the century

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️

Apple Stairs by Zesteas October 16, 2021

Apple Play Store 

The Apple Play Store is the primary source for debate information. If facts or statistics are not found on the Apple Play Store they can not be trusted.

Representative 1: What is your source?
Representative 2: The Apple Play Store of course!
Representative 1: Alright, we know the information is legitimate.

Apple Play Store by Branderrson January 10, 2021

Caramel Apple 

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

Caramel Apple by Broham64 May 6, 2018

applefag 

A apple zealot which has an obstinate obsession with products and decisions made by Apple Incorporated whether they are good or bad.

Applefags defend Apple Incorporated decisions and products at any cost, even if it's to their dignity.

"Joe is such an applefag, he would buy a rock if it had the Apple logo on it."

applefag by Anonymous33491 May 18, 2009