Amplasexual

Someone who, through common belief, raises their state's age of consent higher than what it really is.

Dude, you're such an Amplasexual, the age of consent in Maine is really 16, not 18.

by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017

apasexual

Noun: A person marked by apasexuality (a lack of significant interest in sex, not necessarily to the point of asexuality).

Adjective: Being apathetic regarding sex, usually lacking sufficient interest to bother categorizing one's self when in doubt of one's precise orientation.

"I don't know exactly where I am on the heterosexual-homosexual scale; I'm just too apasexual to care much."

by Linguist6541 February 7, 2010

ameliasexual

to feel a sexual attraction to the best neurosurgeon amelia shepherd from greys anatomy

i can’t stop thinking about amelia shepherd, i must be ameliasexual

by Harlivyxox January 6, 2021

Applesexual

When you are physically and sexually attracted to Apple.

"Damn look at the fine ass apple."
"Oh to have a bite of that apple God damn."
"I heard Joey was applesexual. "

by Teesmallz February 25, 2021

Alphasexual

A term closely related to Metrosexual, yet to a higher extennt. A man who grooms, shaves a lot of things, high interest in fitness, expensive taste, and generally straight.

George Clooney and Bono are quite the Alphasexuals.

Did you see that guys, he's like the hulk yet with waxed eyebrows and shaved legs! Smells good too!

by Alberto Contador January 3, 2011

applesexual

A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior

I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know

by Microsoft_is_da_best March 24, 2011

avilasexual

A condition where you have overbearing sexual feelings for a person and will do anything to please them.

"What's wrong with Mary Sue? Why is she giving Thomas tomorrow off when he came in late today?"
"She's avilasexual."

by alkd1349502 July 8, 2012