applefaced 

referencing the rosy apply cheeks of someone blithe, too naïve to appreciate life's pain, or unaware of it, and so they're always smiling and cheery

'I'm so upset, man, my parents are getting divorced,'
'Hey, cheer up pal! You'll be all right!'
'Jesus man, you're an applefaced fool.'

applefaced by gonkoja September 11, 2021

Applejacked 

The process of having your Apple iPod stolen, usually as a result of wearing the tell tale white earbuds.

"Dude I was on the train last night and someone came up to me and stole my iPod!" "Dude you totally got Applejacked."

Applejacked by Christopher Jennings September 26, 2005

Applesauced 

When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest

Guy 1: So what happened last night?
Guy 2: I totally applesauced my girlfriend
Guy 1: Dude that's AWESOME!

Applesauced by Johnny Applesauceseed May 6, 2011

Applefied 

Changing the interface or usability of a product in such a way as to "dumb down" and remove consumer choices to eliminate consumers having to think.

"They Applefied the website, and now I can't manually pick the item because the website doesn't know which part to order automatically."

Applefied by P. cubensis August 22, 2011

Applesauced46 

A gay fagg who only likes to play red dead redemption and thinks hentai is the only point to life and cant draw worth shit and thinks fortnite is gay because hes complete dogshit at the game

Oh my God applesauced46 is eating his dads dick!

Applesauced46 by Applsauced46 is gay June 17, 2020

Applefied 

This is when a consumer begins purchasing only Apple products.

She bought an iPhone, an iPod, and a Macbook instead of PC related gadgets. She's been applefied.

Applefied by Eleison December 9, 2008

applesauced 

The act of a mother or father using their child to gain attention.

My Cousin applesauced the party.
My Uncle applesauced the funeral.
I was in the hospital after a car crash, but my Sister applesauced me.

applesauced by Bosox099 September 29, 2009