apple stem 

The shell of a pen (without the ink refill) that a crack whore can use to smoke her crack.

crack whore: hey can I have that pen?
john: why?
crack whore: 'cause i need to use the shell as an apple stem.
john: what's an apple stem?
crack whore: it's the pipe I use to hit the rock.

apple stem by crackfiend January 6, 2008

apple stem 

An apple stem occurs after having anal sex. When the male tries to urinate after he removes his cock from the asshole, an apple stem comes out (The crap build-up in his urethra)

After I was done banging Melissa in the ass, I had to take a gnarly piss. Nothing but an apple stem came out!

apple stem by Terberger September 10, 2006

apple stem 

Heavily packed fudge in the urethra of the male partner after anal intercourse.

An apple stem is what you get when you & your male partner slap back door skins. Feces is deposited into the urethra of the male fudge packer (usually during heavy packing). The male fudge packer then tries to urinate but only apple stems come out.

apple stem by mace t September 8, 2006

Johnny Apple Stem 

When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.

So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!

Johnny Apple Stem by Porno Donkey March 2, 2010

applestamp 

An applestamp is what happens when someone is such an idiot that they do something with their Apple notebook, such as:

-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.

-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.

The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.

The man at the genius bar applestamped me because i "accidentally" ripped the combo drive out of my brother's ibook.

applestamp by kidjay June 27, 2005

johny applesteed 

A faggot who thinks he's better than everyone and has a small Irish dick the size of a caterpillar

God there's johny AppleSteed

johny applesteed by His daddy January 25, 2018