apple maps:The poorest cobbled and invalid representation of our planet since the Dark Ages.
Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".
Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".
Well now I am lost, time to open Google Maps... What? Where did Google go? The fuck is just "Maps". So now Apple Maps is the only thing on my phone now. Well, gotta find my place.
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.
(Siri voice) LEFT TURN
FUCK
( screams)
OH MY GOD
(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.
You have reached your destination...
HELL
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.
(Siri voice) LEFT TURN
FUCK
( screams)
OH MY GOD
(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.
You have reached your destination...
HELL
by Florescent Lamp January 12, 2014
Get the apple maps mug.Refers to Apple, and its use of capital letters on a word's secondary letter. Usually applied to words beginning with "i" in order to market apple products. Examples of this includes iTunes, iPod, iMac, etcetera. Can also be used in written texts for humurous effect, see example below.
examples of applecaps:
"iHate you bitch"
"iAte your lunch"
"iSpent your money"
"iLove you"
"iHope this is a good definition ;)"
"iHate you bitch"
"iAte your lunch"
"iSpent your money"
"iLove you"
"iHope this is a good definition ;)"
by Firelovesugar February 17, 2009
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