apount 

when your parents open a bank acount and put in 5 bucks a day and you cant look at it till your 18.

"hey! im 18 im old enough to make my own decisions! i can open my apount and take all teh money!"

apount by Steve The Martyr April 5, 2004

Loki amount

An unknown quantity of something. Could be a large amount or a very little amount of something. Or you have no idea on the quantity of something you have.

person 1: How many shotgat shells ya got left?
person 2: A Loki amount.
person 1: :/

Loki amount by deadlyswarmofcats August 11, 2012

A bad amount of money 

It's like, the worst amount.

"It's just that spent a bad amount of money recording this album and I really want to know what your opinion is." -Amir Blumendfeld

A bad amount of money by Jiggy With It March 3, 2012

the amount of fucks i give 

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

the amount of fucks i give by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

A-Jodie-Amount 

A-Jodie-Amount is a way to describe someone who drinks beyond their capabilities. Usually resulting in an awful hangover including sickness.

She drank A-Jodie-Amount last night.
"How are you feeling today?" "Not good hun, I drunk A-Jodie-Amount last night."

A-Jodie-Amount by Funnymum24 April 23, 2017

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect 

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022