apostrofag 

Anyone who puts an apostrophe (') in front of his name on Facebook. Usually done so that her name appears at the top of everyone else's list on Facebook chat.

Online:
'Liam
'Shelby
Alex
Amanda
Brian
Christine
...

Liam and Shelby are apostrofags.

apostrofag by a$hsssssssss May 15, 2011

apostrofuck 

Sexual intercourse as an interruption of another activity, which is then resumed afterwards.

Gregory was studying for his exams when Christel showed up. After a quick apostrofuck, Gregory got back to work. Christel was sore.

apostrofuck by Forest Friend April 17, 2010

apostronathema 

Port-manteau of "apostrophe" (a constanly misused grammatical item) and "anathema" (something cursed or damned), used to indicate the misuse of an apostrophe.

"Employee's cannot open safe" is an apostronathema!

apostronathema by Claude Pfeffernuesse April 7, 2007

Apostrofuck 

A combination of "apostrophe" and "fuck". Used when someone uses the wrong form of your/you're, the wrong form of their/they're, use an apostrophe for a plural word, or don't use one for a possessive word.

Internet_Idiot: your wrong.

Grammar_Nerd: Apostrofuck!

Apostrofuck by Edison T. Allere April 25, 2010

AustroFag 

one who is pathetically obsessed with the country Austria despite not living there and not knowing a word of german. he will spend hours pointlessly reading wikipedia articles about the country and brag about it to his friends. this is most likely to make up for his incredibly small penis. He also lives in his basement and plays a lot of video games. In addition to this he is secretly a homosexual but hides this by claiming to be asexual.

"Did you know Vienna has the best quality of life of any city?"
"Go back to your basement you Austrofag"

AustroFag by nihilist999 November 24, 2011