Anyone who puts an apostrophe (') in front of his name on Facebook. Usually done so that her name appears at the top of everyone else's list on Facebook chat.
Online:
'Liam
'Shelby Alex Amanda
Brian
Christine
...
Port-manteau of "apostrophe" (a constanly misused grammatical item) and "anathema" (something cursed or damned), used to indicate the misuse of an apostrophe.
A combination of "apostrophe" and "fuck". Used when someone uses the wrong form of your/you're, the wrong form of their/they're, use an apostrophe for a plural word, or don't use one for a possessive word.
one who is pathetically obsessed with the country Austria despite not living there and not knowing a word of german. he will spend hours pointlessly reading wikipedia articles about the country and brag about it to his friends. this is most likely to make up for his incredibly small penis. He also lives in his basement and plays a lot of video games. In addition to this he is secretly a homosexual but hides this by claiming to be asexual.
"Did you know Vienna has the best quality of life of any city?"
"Go back to your basement you Austrofag"
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.