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Apostrofuck 

A combination of "apostrophe" and "fuck". Used when someone uses the wrong form of your/you're, the wrong form of their/they're, use an apostrophe for a plural word, or don't use one for a possessive word.
Internet_Idiot: your wrong.

Grammar_Nerd: Apostrofuck!
Apostrofuck by Edison T. Allere April 25, 2010

Astrofucker 

Basically any self-absorbed, closed-minded STEM person thinking that they're all-mighty and better than anybody else just because of what they chose to pursue. "Astro" coming from astrophysics. Often see people in any other fields (especially creative ones) as lesser beings. They are the douches of the modern era.
Astrofucker: What?! You chose to do lower level mathematics? What a pleb!

Normal person: Shut up astrofucker, not everyone has the same interests as you.
Astrofucker by RPG WOLF January 19, 2020
(noun/verb) An event in an person's life where a ridiculously awesome fucking took place. An astrofuck typically occurs when all partners involved would admit that that particular fucking was their best yet. As a rule, you cannot use this word after your first time.
"Babe, you and I are going to astrofuck tonight."

"Dude, last night, right after the party, Jennifer and I astrofucked. It was awesome."
Astrofuck by InjuredMedic October 21, 2008

astrofuckingnomical 

What an astrofuckingnomical building
astrofuckingnomical by ogaago April 26, 2011

Apostrafucker 

A person who frequently comments on the poor grammar of others.
Someone with an overt affection for the correct usage of English, and feels compelled to share this with others
Synonym of grammar nazi
Stop being such an apostrafucker John, so what what if I used who instead of whom!

astrofuckingnominal 

I’m trying to be more conscientious of my trips into town with gas prices being so astrofuckingnominal.
astrofuckingnominal by HKickers March 9, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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