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AustroFag 

one who is pathetically obsessed with the country Austria despite not living there and not knowing a word of german. he will spend hours pointlessly reading wikipedia articles about the country and brag about it to his friends. this is most likely to make up for his incredibly small penis. He also lives in his basement and plays a lot of video games. In addition to this he is secretly a homosexual but hides this by claiming to be asexual.
"Did you know Vienna has the best quality of life of any city?"
"Go back to your basement you Austrofag"
AustroFag by nihilist999 November 24, 2011
Someone who uses a G3SG1 or SCAR-20 in the game Counterstrike Global Offensive or CSGO.

Someone whos so bad at CSGO he resorts to op weapons like the negev or an auto sniper.
"yo Minecraft_killa_69 is sniping down mid"
"Whats he using"

"A Scar"
"What an Autofag"
Autofag by Autismo_MkII June 1, 2017

Austronaut 

An extremely annoying Expat Aussie Airline Pilot mostly associated with Airlines in the Asia Pacific region CX Pilots They are extremely insecure characters that heavily rely on their only life skill as a pilot to prove that they are better Astronaut than their modest colleagues, whatever their rank, background or nationality. Most of them have low intelligence levelsdumb, anger issues and are extremely insecure. They appear to be decent until the cockpit door is closed thus proving they are cowardly in natureBullies They are abrupt, rude, aggressive and an embarrassment to the Aviation Industry.
I just flew with a typical Austronaut
Austronaut by Hh332 October 17, 2019

apostrofag 

Anyone who puts an apostrophe (') in front of his name on Facebook. Usually done so that her name appears at the top of everyone else's list on Facebook chat.
Online:
'Liam
'Shelby
Alex
Amanda
Brian
Christine
...

Liam and Shelby are apostrofags.
apostrofag by a$hsssssssss May 15, 2011

Astrovagant 

1. wandering in outer space
2. wandering amongst the stars
3. wandering amongst the celestial bodies
Barnabáš - Bowie died.
Yui - Nah man he's wandering space! An astrovagant forevermore -- watching o'er all of us! Inbringing love throughout the universe.
Astrovagant by MaxwellMurdoch October 24, 2020

austraganist 

A person who strongly dislikes, or has an aversion to, Australians while not having similar feelings for: Australia, New Zealand or New Zealanders.
"Australia sure is a beautiful country, it's a shame its full of Australians. Now the Kiwi's, on the other hand, are delightful people. If that makes me an austraganist, so be it"
austraganist by austraganist April 25, 2009

Austrodacious

Adj. The ability to create the same amount of semen with both testicles, as opposed to creating more with the right one, as is the norm. Similiar to being Ambidextrous.
I heard those guys are Austrodacious, they can produce more cum then BP can spill oil.
Austrodacious by BiggRigg January 24, 2011
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