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apodectic 

A very long word used by Kant to frustrate ignorant republicans
Ken got really frustrated when he couldnt find the definition of apodectic.
apodectic by mastrecker February 25, 2011
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apoplectic 

Getting angry and frustrated to the point you lose all senses and be nothing but angry and frustrated.

You get super horny and you watch porn video but the internet disconnects, while you begin to fap furiously to stave off depression, sending you into apoplectic rage
they banned me again for not following their petty rules. They triggered my fucking apoplectic rage and i ain't gonna chill down until i fucking destroy 4chan with my super hacker online friends
apoplectic by Don'tCorrectMe August 5, 2018

Apodictic 

a proposition that is provable and able to be demonstrated
The fact that she could convince a train driver to let her steer the train is apodictic to the fact that she could use her brains to prove that smart-ass wrong.
Apodictic by prognosticatedmove October 1, 2011

apoplectic 

A: Didn't he tell you he smashed your car?
B: What?...I think I'll get apoplectic.
apoplectic by Przemo March 1, 2009

apedexticonvorsationalist 

A person that can hold 2 or more conversations with one other person at the same time.
Sam: is that girl talking to you lol
Kevin: did you know the light inside i diamond flows 100,000 mps SLOWER than regualr light (miles per second)
Kevin: no
Sam: woah that's neat
Kevin: i know!
Sam: haha what's wrong with her
Kevin: im so cool
Kevin: shes scared of me
Sam: yeah you're the coolest
Kevin: wow two convorsations at once
Sam: haha we're
apedexticonvorsationalists

go apoplectic 

To have a fit. To express enough fury or indignation to risk a stroke or brain aneurysm.
Shelly will go apoplectic when they tell her the diamonds are fake. She'll go apeshit insane.
go apoplectic by budser December 5, 2009

apolectiony 

The moment you realize you’re going to finish the book; the feeling of being close to the end of the book, and having nothing else to do but read until you finish it.

Derived from: apotheosis, lectio (Latin for “reading”), and epiphany. Together, a realization that you’re at the culmination of reading.
I reached apolectiony this morning after my friend cancelled our lunch plans--I had a coffee and blanket and the detected was about to solve the murder. I just kept reading until the book ended.
apolectiony by bagelboy7 January 6, 2024
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