Getting angry and frustrated to the point you lose all senses and be nothing but angry and frustrated.
You get super horny and you watch porn video but the internet disconnects, while you begin to fap furiously to stave off depression, sending you into apoplectic rage
they banned me again for not following their petty rules. They triggered my fucking apoplectic rage and i ain't gonna chill down until i fucking destroy 4chan with my super hacker online friends
The fact that she could convince a train driver to let her steer the train is apodictic to the fact that she could use her brains to prove that smart-ass wrong.
A person that can hold 2 or more conversations with one other person at the same time.
Sam: is that girl talking to you lol Kevin: did you know the light inside i diamond flows 100,000 mps SLOWER than regualr light (miles per second)
Kevin: no
Sam: woah that's neat
Kevin: i know!
Sam: haha what's wrong with her
Kevin: im so cool Kevin: shes scared of me
Sam: yeah you're the coolest
Kevin: wow two convorsations at once
Sam: haha we're
apedexticonvorsationalists
The moment you realize you’re going to finish the book; the feeling of being close to the end of the book, and having nothing else to do but read until you finish it.
Derived from: apotheosis, lectio (Latin for “reading”), and epiphany. Together, a realization that you’re at the culmination of reading.
I reached apolectiony this morning after my friend cancelled our lunch plans--I had a coffee and blanket and the detected was about to solve the murder. I just kept reading until the book ended.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!