apoplectic

Getting angry and frustrated to the point you lose all senses and be nothing but angry and frustrated.

You get super horny and you watch porn video but the internet disconnects, while you begin to fap furiously to stave off depression, sending you into apoplectic rage

they banned me again for not following their petty rules. They triggered my fucking apoplectic rage and i ain't gonna chill down until i fucking destroy 4chan with my super hacker online friends

by Don'tCorrectMe August 5, 2018

apoplectic

Someone who gets furious.

A: Didn't he tell you he smashed your car?
B: What?...I think I'll get apoplectic.

by Przemo March 1, 2009

go apoplectic

To have a fit. To express enough fury or indignation to risk a stroke or brain aneurysm.

Shelly will go apoplectic when they tell her the diamonds are fake. She'll go apeshit insane.

by budser December 5, 2009

Appleptic

Portmanteau of "Apple" and "Epileptic." Adj. Describing someone who is absolutely obsessed with Apple products.

Guy 1: "Dude, iPhone OS 4 looks awesome! It has multitasking and app folders!"
Guy 2: "Stop being such an Appleptic man, Android and Palm have had that for ages."

by lovablecreeper April 9, 2010

apodectic

A very long word used by Kant to frustrate ignorant republicans

Ken got really frustrated when he couldnt find the definition of apodectic.

by mastrecker February 25, 2011

Mapoplectic

To become enraged when dealing with maps or GPS.

His inability to find his destination on Google Maps had him mapoplectic.

by Jafbaritone June 12, 2016

Applestick

The act of recieving a blowjob while having applesauce on your dick.

Hey, would you like an applestick.

by Moustache cashstash January 2, 2020