aphobe 

Someone who is aphobic. Aphobes participate in discrimination against asexual and/or aromantic people.

Person 1: "She just said that ace/aros don't belong in the community."
Person 2: "Ugh, I guess I'm not gonna keep talking to that aphobe."

aphobe by xla March 17, 2017

Joe-aphobe 

A person who displays severe dislike or hatred for a person named Joe.

Person 1: “hey joes so annoying.”
Person 2: “wow bro stop being such a joe-aphobe, not cool.”

Joe-aphobe by Letsgojoe July 16, 2021

left turn-aphobe 

Someone (mostly women over the age of 40) who is terrified of making left hand turns when driving. To avoid this fear, they will completely map out an entire alternate route consisting of only right turns, even if this means turning a 5 minute drive into a 45 minute labyrinth of hell.

husband:, I found a shortcut to get to our house faster, just turn left at ther next set of lights"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"

left turn-aphobe by hungarianprincess April 22, 2011

aPhone 

Any basic phone that you can only use to make calls and send texts: a phone that isn't a smartphone.

A: "My phone died yesterday, so I'm getting a new one."
B: "Sweet, are you getting the new iPhone?"
A: "Naw man, just aPhone."

aPhone by luciferijaner October 4, 2012

aphobia 

Unreasoning fear of or antipathy toward asexuals and asexuality.

They said I was a freak because I had no sexual attraction to anyone. They expressed their aphobia so earnestly... it annoyed and saddened me.

aphobia by GamerG!rl February 21, 2010

aphobia 

An aversion or dislike towards asexuals or aromantics because of their orientation. This includes discrimination, "corrective" rape, assault, abuse, pathologisation of asexuality and/or aromanticism, negative stereotypes, bullying and harassment.

I was sexually assaulted by someone who tried to change my orientation. That is aphobia.

aphobia by Officer-Jenny July 18, 2016

Fun-a-phobe 

Someone that is allergic to fun and is unwilling to try new things.

Shelly is a fun-a-phobe and will not take any risks or do anything out of the ordinary. What a bore!

Fun-a-phobe by RICH CHICKS August 6, 2007