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It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground.
In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.
by Edward fromTuskeegee or something September 10, 2006
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Fredagsmys is pretty much the most holy tradition of Sweden. The word origins from two words; β€œfredag” and β€œmys”, which roughly translates to Friday and cozy. Every Friday, all Swedes drive by the supermarket to buy ingredients for taco, soda and chips. Then, they all sit down in their sofas with their families or friends and watch telly. Usually, the parents fall asleep after a few glasses of wine or beer while the kids stuff themselves with chips until they have a stomach ache.
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Now it's the end of the week; it is time for fredagsmys!
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when you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.
guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!
by KaylinOWNSYOU March 23, 2007
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Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.
KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"
by The General June 03, 2004
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Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground
Ive been doin cockpushups
by Chris B. February 03, 2005
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Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
by ActionDan February 09, 2007
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to lift yourself off the ground... using only your boner

KG:Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock pushup.
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner
by NBaker January 14, 2008
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