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antiquwitty

What a savvy vintage-merchandise dealer/buyer has to be in order not to get scammed with fake modern-day reproductions of classic items.
Rene Belloq claimed to be "antiquwitty" in that he could sell a cheap $10 trinket for a huge profit if he merely "buried it in the sand for a thousand years". The hitch, however, was that he would not likely be around long enough after burying said object to reap his rewards.
antiquwitty by QuacksO August 8, 2025
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Antiquity comprehension

Famous IRA tiktoker interested in history based in the USA
Hey do you follow antiquity comprehension?
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!

Modern Antiquity 

(1) Any time in the modern era that predates your conception birthday.

(2) The latter half of the 20th Century; before the Aughts.

(3) The time before email, smartphones and the world wide web.

(4) When your parents grew up.
Before the Aughts, in times of modern antiquity, people had to sit in meetings, pay attention and actually single-task. Can you imagine not being able to text, update your status, or check-in?
Modern Antiquity by Headington Cabal September 24, 2011
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