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Anaphylactic Dwarfism 

Shrinkage; Allergic reaction to water.

The act of genitals shrinking due to extremely cold water.
Looks like Ira has been plagued with anaphylactic dwarfism.

anaphylactic cock 

A serious vaginal deterioration and orgasmic reaction that is rapid in onset, may cause death by pleasure-induced asphyxiation and hypotension, and can only be remedied with voluminous amounts of a particular white, sticky, and viscous nectar from a banana-shaped appendage. It is not unusual for establishments that cater to activities of questionable fornicatory repute to call a CODE SCREW for such unstable situations.
We almost lost Debbie last night, after she went into anaphylactic cock after her and Peter enjoyed several rounds of romantic "oil rigging" sessions. Thankfully, he was able to resuscitate her in a way that simultaneously provided her with airway management and fluids.

anaphylactic agnitio 

Anaphylaxis refers to a rapidly developing and serious allergic reaction ; Agnitio is the Latin word for Knowledge.

Refers to people who have an adverse and serious allergic reaction to Knowledge. This can also be found in people with
DunningKruger Sydrome.
The Tea Party protesters were displaying signs of anaphylactic agnitio.

You often witness extreme signs of anaphylactic agnitio during political debates among political party members.

analphylactic 

A serious allergic reaction most commonly occurring in the cavity of ones anus.
As soon as the dildo entered Jim’s Anus he began to have an allergic reaction. Pam quickly called 911 because she knew this would lead to analphylactic shock or anaphylaxis

Analphylactic shock

The reaction that occurs when one is going to fuck a chick and accidentally slides into her ass with no warning.
“Why hasn’t Colleen been around lately?”

“Oh man, she went into analphylactic shock when I slipped out of her pussy and charged through her back door unannounced. She’s recovering and doesn’t want to talk to me at the moment.