ANTILOPE 

a homosexual man, a man interested in other men.

He was running across the street and shaking his ass like an antilope. No normal man runs like that; he was an antilope.

ANTILOPE by mefistopheles May 21, 2006

antilope sex

When a very skinny guy fuck and fat girl so fast it creates friction and makes a bush fire

Yo my dude I probely fucked my fat lass antilope sex

antilope sex by Dylan Buxton January 22, 2017

antelope valley

The dirty unshaven armpit of California.

The antelope valley is hotter and dirtier than Satan's anus

antelope valley by Majikdik February 5, 2014

Antelope Valley

Antelope Valley: Land of the Junkies, Home of L.A. Rejects.

Palmdale, the crack capital of L.A. County is widely known for it's high crime & Hot weather. It used to be a sleepy little town before the 90s, when a caravan of black gangsters and cholos from L.A moved there. The High Schools here are Palmdale High School, Highland High School and Pete Knight. Worst one being Palmdale, where young aspiring children go to be Drug Dealers, Strippers, Crack Addicts, Wannabe L.A. Gangsters and Pregnant at 16. Westside Palmdale is a lot nicer, mostly whitewashed mexicans who wanna be cool and swear up and down they're Santa Clarita.

Lancaster is the Meth Capital of L.A. County. It's dirty, smells of meth and is filled with with either ghetto blacks, Mexicans or Rednecks. West of the 14 is West Lancaster aka dollar store quartz hill. The High Schools here are AV High School, Lancaster High School and Quartz Hill High School. Lancaster HS is surprisingly not terrible, mostly consisting of wannabe cholos, emo kids, "skater kids" who cant do a kickflip and kids who live near AV high school but go to Lancaster because their parents wouldn't let them attend AV.

Once you step foot in Quartz Hill you will find yourself in 1950's Alabama. If you are black in Quartz Hill...Good luck. Quartz Hill High School is full of whitewashed mexicans who claim to be half white to avoid discrimination and rich white kids who's parents work for Lockheed. They claim to be the Beverly Hills of the AV.

Friend: Hey Bro lets go to the Antelope Valley?
me: The Antelope Valley? You mean California's Iraq?

Antelope Valley by lil.tweaker May 14, 2022

Antelope Warrior 

A woman that plays soccer and has long swinging legs, like those of an antelope. Legs swing in a pendulum like motion and often causes injury to other people. BEWARE.

WATCH OUT!!! JAYNIE IS AN ANTELOPE WARRIOR. DONT GET ANY CLOSER!!!!!!! HER LEGS ARE SWINGIN'

Antelope Warrior by halfbeanerftw! November 9, 2009

The Antelope Valley 

Here are some fun facts about the Antelope Valley:
1. The AV is a bedroom community for LA.

2. There is nothing to do in the AV except A) Go to the mall B) Go to the movies or C) Eat
3. In the AV there are lots of druggies, low class people, wannabe thugs, gang members, judgmental old people, idiots walking around in pajama bottoms and not only at your local Walmart, everywhere.

4. Homelessness and poverty are very common in the AV
5. In the AV you either work in Aerospace, retail, or suffer through extreme boredom
6. Afroman is from Palmdale

7. If you're dating someone, DO NOT I repeat DO NOT tell them you're from the AV because if they find out you will never hear from them again.
8. You can't fill up your gas tank without being harassed by people begging for money
9. In the AV, everyone is a flake or will be in the near future.

10. It is extremely hard to find a job in the Antelope Valley
11. Do not live on the East side of Lancaster or Palmdale. Just don't. Also don't live here if you're a liberal. You're gonna have a bad time.
12. All of the Antelope in the Antelope Valley were killed off by dumbass meth-addicted hicks.

13. People only live in the AV because houses are affordable
14. The Antelope Valley is a dumping ground for sex offenders and prisoners from LA. (Google sex offender maps for lancaster and palmdale)
15. The city council is corrupt

If the Aerospace industry shuts down or moves the Antelope Valley will likely die off.

The Antelope Valley by awesomepossum1990 October 13, 2013

Antelope 

The opposite of Elope - to sneak off & split up without telling anyone

Me & the missus are going to antelope this weekend

Antelope by zenrat October 14, 2011