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An Antass is someone with an asshole so miniscule, that it is comparable to an ants. Usually this saying acts as a metaphor to a person's stress level being so high it effects the tightness of their anal cavity.
I'm dreadfully sorry sir, but, it seems your constipation is a result of sexual abstinence, more or less, stress. You have become quite the Antass, for the only remedy to your severe case confides in GTA 5, Porhub, Boxing, and rubbing one off.
antass by sinnamon69 December 19, 2015
Words you can keep
Anthass is what you lack when you call someone after 11 pm.
You should have a minimum amount of anthass if you're a caring person
anthass by MadPoetess December 4, 2020
Amazing, best intution, deadly honest, great listener, strong individual
I can talk to this person for she is such an Antasia.
Antasia by T@s!@ February 13, 2018

autassassinophilia 

Autassassinophilia is a paraphilia in which a person is sexually aroused by the risk of being killed. The fetish may overlap with some other fetishes that risk one's life, such as those involving drowning or choking.
1: Dude Sarah is such a freak in bed. She’s obsessed with autassassinophilia
2: what’s that?
1: she basically likes to be almost killed during sex.
2: oh. cool.
autassassinophilia by sexysec April 22, 2019

antasshole 

A theoretical over the counter medicine that relieves all symptoms of being an asshole. Moodiness, bitchiness, smugness, self righteousness, and arrogance all gone.

In theory the only permanent solution would require cyanide as the active ingredient.
Temporary solutions might include Thorazine, ACID, crack cocaine, or Valium as an active ingredient.

Extra strength antasshole recommended for bosses, politicians, women on their period, and other insufferable parasites.
Please take an antasshole and don't bother calling me in the morning, asshole.
antasshole by Poyfect September 9, 2018

Assyndromaliptic Anassytus 

astounding ability to ingest food from the butt..
Warning: Assyndromaliptic Anassytus is limited but not preventable to those who take a high dosage of Imodium.
A bad bitch, she loves hard but don’t take advantage of her she plays that game well . Bold and Confident at times, not scared to say what’s on her mind a good fighter and can pull through any situation.
Have you seen anassa ? She is a bad bitch period !
Anassa by Daayoungin November 6, 2019
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Failure Shower 

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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