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An anonymous (used) condom. The condom's owner and/or owners are unknown. Often found after a night of much mischief.
Taylor: What is this condom doing in my room? Did you have sex in my room?
Emily: No, that's impossible, I haven't had sex in months.
Taylor: I guess we'll never know who's it is.
Emily: Throw that anondom away already.
anondom by WAF403 November 9, 2011
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Anonomonolith 

Someone who's popular on mainstream anonymous/alternative social media apps like Whisper, Schmick, Reddit, Mocospace, Scout, etc.
*Scrolling by on Reddit*
*See's user with 1000k Karma*
"Oh, yeah that dude's an anonomonolith"
1) The token foreign kid in a group of friends.

2) A man who must constantly make use of his hands in order to release sexual tension.
Guy 1: Hey, you down for the movies later.
Guy 2: Yeah, this kid Soroush is coming. He's Iranian.
Guy 3: Sweet, he can be our Anondo.

He's such an Anondo. I mean, it's not a right hand for him; it's a whole relationship.
Anondo by shetz24 September 12, 2011

Fruitcakes-Anonomys 

It is not so much a physical object more of a beliefe or a religion,if you will. It stands for a variety of large bootys and music by Seal. Not the animal kind, but the "Kiss from a Rose" kind. Some of the most common symptoms of Fruitcakes-Anonomys are watching Radar Men From the Moon vol. 2 chapters 7-12, or playing endless hours of Sega Saturn.
"Look at yourself! Fruitcakes-Anonomys."

"What do you want for dinner?"
"Ill have some Fruitcakes Anonomys."

"Careful, you dont want you to fall and break your Fruitcakes-Anonomys."

"Gimme Fruitcakes-Anonomys on the rocks."

"Baby! I Compare You to a Kiss from a Rose on the Grey, OoOoOhhh The more I get of you,Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey."

"Dont let your Fruitcakes-Anonomys go to waste, young man."

anonomeal 

A space and time concept that defies reality by forgetting about how food works..
Dude flew through an anonomeal for like 3 years accruing a minimum of 275 free meals bro..
anonomeal by 12speed June 30, 2023
When you are unable to identify the generic greyish brown mass on your plate. Commonly experienced when ordering a mixed grill at a chain restaurant.
Im not sure what any of the meats are, it looks like chicken but tastes like pork and that lamb tastes like steak , it must be anonomeat.
Anonomeat by MTBjimbo February 2, 2024

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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