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An anonymous (used) condom. The condom's owner and/or owners are unknown. Often found after a night of much mischief.
Taylor: What is this condom doing in my room? Did you have sex in my room?
Emily: No, that's impossible, I haven't had sex in months.
Taylor: I guess we'll never know who's it is.
Emily: Throw that anondom away already.
anondom by WAF403 November 9, 2011
Words you can keep

Anonomonolith 

Someone who's popular on mainstream anonymous/alternative social media apps like Whisper, Schmick, Reddit, Mocospace, Scout, etc.
*Scrolling by on Reddit*
*See's user with 1000k Karma*
"Oh, yeah that dude's an anonomonolith"
1) The token foreign kid in a group of friends.

2) A man who must constantly make use of his hands in order to release sexual tension.
Guy 1: Hey, you down for the movies later.
Guy 2: Yeah, this kid Soroush is coming. He's Iranian.
Guy 3: Sweet, he can be our Anondo.

He's such an Anondo. I mean, it's not a right hand for him; it's a whole relationship.
Anondo by shetz24 September 12, 2011

Fruitcakes-Anonomys 

It is not so much a physical object more of a beliefe or a religion,if you will. It stands for a variety of large bootys and music by Seal. Not the animal kind, but the "Kiss from a Rose" kind. Some of the most common symptoms of Fruitcakes-Anonomys are watching Radar Men From the Moon vol. 2 chapters 7-12, or playing endless hours of Sega Saturn.
"Look at yourself! Fruitcakes-Anonomys."

"What do you want for dinner?"
"Ill have some Fruitcakes Anonomys."

"Careful, you dont want you to fall and break your Fruitcakes-Anonomys."

"Gimme Fruitcakes-Anonomys on the rocks."

"Baby! I Compare You to a Kiss from a Rose on the Grey, OoOoOhhh The more I get of you,Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey."

"Dont let your Fruitcakes-Anonomys go to waste, young man."

anonomeal 

A space and time concept that defies reality by forgetting about how food works..
Dude flew through an anonomeal for like 3 years accruing a minimum of 275 free meals bro..
anonomeal by 12speed June 30, 2023
When you are unable to identify the generic greyish brown mass on your plate. Commonly experienced when ordering a mixed grill at a chain restaurant.
Im not sure what any of the meats are, it looks like chicken but tastes like pork and that lamb tastes like steak , it must be anonomeat.
Anonomeat by MTBjimbo February 2, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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