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An anonymous (used) condom. The condom's owner and/or owners are unknown. Often found after a night of much mischief.
Taylor: What is this condom doing in my room? Did you have sex in my room?
Emily: No, that's impossible, I haven't had sex in months.
Taylor: I guess we'll never know who's it is.
Emily: Throw that anondom away already.
anondom by WAF403 November 9, 2011
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Anonomonolith 

Someone who's popular on mainstream anonymous/alternative social media apps like Whisper, Schmick, Reddit, Mocospace, Scout, etc.
*Scrolling by on Reddit*
*See's user with 1000k Karma*
"Oh, yeah that dude's an anonomonolith"
1) The token foreign kid in a group of friends.

2) A man who must constantly make use of his hands in order to release sexual tension.
Guy 1: Hey, you down for the movies later.
Guy 2: Yeah, this kid Soroush is coming. He's Iranian.
Guy 3: Sweet, he can be our Anondo.

He's such an Anondo. I mean, it's not a right hand for him; it's a whole relationship.
Anondo by shetz24 September 12, 2011

Fruitcakes-Anonomys 

It is not so much a physical object more of a beliefe or a religion,if you will. It stands for a variety of large bootys and music by Seal. Not the animal kind, but the "Kiss from a Rose" kind. Some of the most common symptoms of Fruitcakes-Anonomys are watching Radar Men From the Moon vol. 2 chapters 7-12, or playing endless hours of Sega Saturn.
"Look at yourself! Fruitcakes-Anonomys."

"What do you want for dinner?"
"Ill have some Fruitcakes Anonomys."

"Careful, you dont want you to fall and break your Fruitcakes-Anonomys."

"Gimme Fruitcakes-Anonomys on the rocks."

"Baby! I Compare You to a Kiss from a Rose on the Grey, OoOoOhhh The more I get of you,Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey."

"Dont let your Fruitcakes-Anonomys go to waste, young man."

anonomeal 

A space and time concept that defies reality by forgetting about how food works..
Dude flew through an anonomeal for like 3 years accruing a minimum of 275 free meals bro..
anonomeal by 12speed June 30, 2023
When you are unable to identify the generic greyish brown mass on your plate. Commonly experienced when ordering a mixed grill at a chain restaurant.
Im not sure what any of the meats are, it looks like chicken but tastes like pork and that lamb tastes like steak , it must be anonomeat.
Anonomeat by MTBjimbo February 2, 2024
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Person 2:......
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