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anonamis 

when you’ve begun your 84th existential crisis this week, and you forget who you are as a person, and also as a side effect you have forgotten how to spell words.

so, instead of putting effort into finding the correct spelling, you type whatever letters your sad, sad thumbs can manage.

the ‘i’m having a bad day’ alternative to anonymous
mai deeyar good frend sed thay wonted to keep their identitty anonamis beecooz, even they themselves hav fourgoten their identitty.

ur anonamis messig u sent mee waz verry meen :(
anonamis by giant fairy May 20, 2019
Words you can keep
A female who posts anonymously to internet message boards, typically associated with the popular 4chan image board /b/.
Anonymiss is a direct opposition to the male dominated group of "anons" who overtake /b/. The main focus of anonymiss is to show that girls are on the internets too and boys should expect them.
Jim: Girls on my interwebz?!?
Jack: Uh oh, it's an anonymiss!
Anonymiss by Therealanonymiss June 3, 2009
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The anonami voters voted second.
anonami by Anonami August 15, 2017

Anonymistic 

Anonymistic is a description of shady personal behavior where someone is living an anonymous lifestyle.
A ghost writer displays anonymistic behavior
Anonymistic by Anonymistic October 23, 2020
Taken from a fairly well known writer and videogame reviewer. Commonly used now as a slang of spelling "anonymous" and also as a way of making fun of a pompous message board user.
"I won't tell you my name, I'm ahnonamis"
"Who do you think you are, ahnonamis?"
ahnonamis by Trevor the Vampire December 22, 2004

anonamility 

Anonymous anomality, a non-persona that does not correspond with expected image
Seemingly reasonable anonamility can be questionable.
anonamility by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

anonymistic 

in the current state of being anonymous.
"it was a very anonymistic move; I never knew he was the one who published the book!"
anonymistic by crispycrunchybacon :9 September 11, 2024
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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