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Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers, a minor goddess on the Discworld. When someone rattles a drawer and cries "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?", even though the person might be genuinely irritated or even exasperated, it is as praise unto Anoia. Faithful Anoians (worshippers of Anoia) purposefully rattle their drawers and complain every day. Anoia also finds objects that roll under other objects and things stuck in sofa cushions, and is considering handling stuck zippers.
anoia by Lady Me May 8, 2020
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Probably the realest anime you will ever watch. You'll know of its realness when you hit the end of episode 12. Good lord the feels. I watched Anohana last month. I'm still crying.
A; Where do you go to buy tissues?

B; Why are you asking?

A; I just watched AnoHana.

B; When was that?

A; Last month.
Anohana by Kyuutoryuu September 29, 2013
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anoia ania anorak Anomaly aniah Anaiah annia Anojan andia anora
as with paranoia, the belief that everyone is out to get you, annoia is the belief that everyone is out to annoy you.
That dude in the loin cloth with the cannibal bow and arrow is so cranky with everyone today... I bet he's got a case of annoia
annoia by wherethere March 20, 2017

Anointed 

Blessed and called to be great, made with a purpose, honest and pure, set aside for a unique reason. Unshakable and strong. Predestined to be awesome.
Anointed since birth, we knew she would contribute amazing things to the world.
Anointed by Empress84 January 13, 2017
Anaiah is a person you can count on, who won't let you down. Anaiah is a sweet and sensitive person, why and how could you ever break her heart when all she ever did was be there for you? She never gives up! Anaiah is like a piece of art very creative, beautiful,unique,one of a KIND. Some people don't realize it until she's gone and that's when you realize I should have never gave up on her, I should have never let her go, I should have never let her fall. Anaiah is beautiful without makeup and with makeup, why won't people just see her for her and not her looks you ask. Well you never listened. Anaiah can be anything she won't give up, so why did you? Maybe try and actually talk to her besides her best friends. Don't use Anaiah she's not a toy. Anaiah is intelligiant maybe not book smart but always street smart. Anaiah is wise she knows more than you, because she listens, Sometimes you have to open your eyes and realize wow I wish I talked to her sooner. Do not make things up about Anaiah don't make rumors about Anaiah, she never will deserve it. Anaiah may smile, but sometimes even friends can't realize she's screaming inside, so why can't you see she's important. Why can't we see the way Anaiah has? Anaiah is the girl you never want to let go of you just have to know her. Anaiah is the girl you can say is the most beautiful girl in the planet, Anaiah is the most perfect human being on the planet, looks, personality and all.
Wow Anaiah your the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Anaiah by Ja'nette February 5, 2017
strong, beautiful dragon. a feast for your eyes when you lay the on her
who is that beutiful girl?

that is annia
annia by Candy Lava September 9, 2013

anomalocaris 

a really cool extinct radiodont that lived during the cambrian period (roughly 500 million years ago). its name means "unusual shrimp" in greek. it had compound eyes with more than 16,000 lenses, giving it extremely good vision. it was also significantly larger than most of the other animals from the cambrian period.
i love anomalocaris he's just a funky little guy, too bad he's extinct though