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Ablockalypse 

To mass delete, erase or block a large number of people or groups from Facebook, Myspace or any other social media outlet.
Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".
Ablockalypse by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014

Aflockalypse 

Name for occurrences of sudden mass animal deaths provoking comparisons to a cataclysmic event such as the 'Apocalypse'.

Incidents starting on Dec 31 2010 with thousands of red-winged blackbirds dropping from the skies over Beebe, Arkansas, USA received widespread attention from the public and media. Dead birds, dead fish, crabs and other mass animal deaths, not uncommon, but not usually widely reported, became a source of alarm in the public eye, mainly due to the usually unexplained reason for the deaths.

Term coined by Washington Post writer Melissa Bell in an article covering the deaths being reported across the United States and Europe in early January 2011.
Dead birds, dead fish, dead crabs turn up all over the world: Signs of the Aflockalypse?
Aflockalypse by ChrisArchitect January 7, 2011
another way of saying bet or i got you
person 1 “aye let’s got to the mall friday” person 2 alockk
alock by matacains October 21, 2022

Aflockalypse 

The term accounting for mass animal deaths (particularly birds, but also including crabs and fish).
Did you hear they found more dead birds in Sweden?" "Yeah man, its like the Aflockalypse!
Aflockalypse by Thuperduper January 8, 2011

cock-alocka-bingbong 

when a female transvestite sticks her hairy, sweaty testicles into the mouth of some Hawaiian guy and wings them around and the balls smack around in his mouth making a bingbong noise. then the Hawaiian guy then bits her balls off and plays the bongos while dancing in a grass skirt. he then kills a midget by spitting the balls through a blow gun. (blowing balls through a blow gun at midget faces has been a Hawaiian tradition since they stopped fucking monkeys.
when i went to Hawaii i was welcome with pleasureable cock-alocka-bingbong.

AFLOCKALYPSE 

Mass Bird And Animal Deaths Occurring Worldwide
DID YOU GET YOUR 2012 STARTER KIT YET BRO?
NO WHY?
LOOK OUTSIDE, ITS RAINING BIRDS... AFLOCKALYPSE NOW!
AFLOCKALYPSE by MYDAKUS APINYA January 7, 2011