angrywank 

when your girlfriend wont put out and then one day you walk in on her having sex with someone else. you storm off feeling extremely angry, however you are also extremely turned on having jsut seen your super hot girlfriend completely naked.

so you pleasure yourself in an angry fashion. an angry wank can however be done over any sexually orientated thing that makes you angry.

i saw tim boning my girlfriend, and i saw her boobs. i was so angry i had to have an angrywank.

angrywank by jonobello January 29, 2006

AngryWin 

The act of winning but you’re unable to be happy about it.

I was being cheap when I was playing the lotto numbers last night and when they drew the numbers later that night I won. But I only won a measly $500 instead of the $ 2,500 I would’ve won had I played my normal way! I WON by hitting the number at night .... but screwed myself by being cheap so it was an ANGRYWIN

AngryWin by Cstile September 29, 2019

Angry wank

Wanking while furiously angry usually highly aggressively and to the detriment of everyone else on the bus. Mostly over an ex girlfriend/boyfriend who has cheated on you or given you an STD, which when combined with your sweat, blood and tears adds a delightful burning sensation. Can lead to serious erosion of the penis, which in turn can cause Wankers callous, Knob Drop or Gripsy

Dude, i was thinking about marla last night and i had such an angry wank that i left my cock looking like a candle stick holder.

She left her dog here after we broke up so i angry wanked and came blood into its eye.

Angry wank by Goatlinggun December 24, 2008

angerwank 

Act of masturbation when one is angry. This act is used when one needs to cool of, thus to relieve stress, an act of angerwanking is used.

"Holy shite, i gonna rip that guys head off!!"
"Chill out winston, go have an angerwank fool!"

angerwank by rodgerzzz January 23, 2008

Angry wank

To completely explode and spew ones anger in the face of an unwitting person

Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.

Angry wank by 1 Toy Maker June 3, 2018

DadMom AngryPants

No true meaning, just a funny quote from an old SpongeBob episode.

Patrick: Hold it right there, DadMom AngryPants!
SpongeBob: What's that supposed to mean?
Patrick: I don't know.

DadMom AngryPants by NarwhalBall May 15, 2023

Angry Wank

When you're batting off in front of the mirror, screaming dirty talk to yourself at the same time

Yesterday I was giving myself an angry wank. I was all "Yeah you like that don't you bitch? I'm gonna give it to you harder!"

Angry Wank by Jono likes Anal October 16, 2010