anger wank

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The practice of a wank when one is pissed off, or thinking angry thoughts. Similar to a power wank in that maximum force is exerted on one's wang.

Dude 1: Man, my girlfriend pissed me off yesterday, she wouldn't put out so I went home and had an anger wank.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I know how it feels.

anger wank by Captain//Fantastic September 16, 2008

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Anger wanking

The act of leaving an argument to go and vent anger through wanking

Guy 1: Where's Dan disappeared to?

Guy 2: We told him he's gay.

Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.

Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.

Anger wanking by THEHOUGHSTERs April 23, 2011

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Angel Hair Wank

The art of sneaking up to someone with white hair and cutting a lock of their hair and then wrapping it around ur cock and masturbating with it. Named so because all angels have white hair

Luke: Man cut a lock of his hair out, i need an angel hair wank.

James: Forget that i've got a fresh bag at home from the hairdressers

Angel Hair Wank by lionface23 January 17, 2009

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Angel Hair Wank

The process of cutting a lock of hair off of someone with white hair (specifically King Nugle himself if you want the ultimate masturbation pleasure). One can obtain the hair while waiting when an angel is getting his/her hair cut and collecting the hair off the floor, or the more fun way, sneaking into an angel's room and cutting a lock straight off while they're asleep when the hair is fresh. Fresh angel hair provides a softer stronger jizz explosion.

Luke: Sssshh, don't wake Oli i haven't had an angel hair wank for too long. Leave him alone!

James: Sorry, i just really love sucking dick

Angel Hair Wank by lionface April 4, 2009

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angerwank

Act of masturbation when one is angry. This act is used when one needs to cool of, thus to relieve stress, an act of angerwanking is used.

"Holy shite, i gonna rip that guys head off!!"
"Chill out winston, go have an angerwank fool!"

angerwank by rodgerzzz January 23, 2008

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Angerwank

When you jerk off thinking about something or someone you hate. Reasons may include anything from simple stress relief, to a sado-masochistic mindset, to anything in between.

2020 is wack asf. Just want to facefuck COVID 19 & 2020 til they puke, and I blow my wad down their throats. Fuck it. Just going to angerwank.

Angerwank by BiHexual December 10, 2020

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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