angry fingers

A description of the random pressing of letters angrily when using instant messenger or chatting, and usually involves hitting of CAPS lock for extra effect. Antonym of happy fingers.

a_special_knome: OMFG i just fond oot our tix wre faxe!!
an_idiotic_haxor: WTF?? R U KIDNG ME!! LAHFDAHVASF AKJ HFKJASH DFKJHS DG CSZKJHGKJA!!
a_special_knome: ANGRY FINGERS!!! AKLHSGZSKFJ SAKJDF AKJHEFKJAHSD !!!!
*could not add more capital letters, because there were too many in the original for Urban Dictionary to handle.

angry fingers by MandyM*** June 17, 2006

angry finger 

Finger pain caused by too much time playing any highly addictive iPad game, named after the popular app "Angry Birds." Pain is usually, although not exclusively, located in the dominant index finger.

After 2 hours of Angry Birds, I have angry finger.

angry finger by DrRed December 31, 2010

Angry Finger 

You would think it was something to do with finger cramps from digitalizing your benafriend or dialing your own number.

I have vicious angry finger from all that butt blasting last night.

Angry Finger by Fodangle April 12, 2020

Angry finger 

The finger of hate

Kelly hates the finger as she just frowned when showed it now it’s know as the angry finger

Angry finger by anonymous February 19, 2023

Angry finger 

The finger that makes people become pissed off

Kelly turns moody when Dan shows her the angry finger

Angry finger by Whitelines84 February 19, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020