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angry fingers

A description of the random pressing of letters angrily when using instant messenger or chatting, and usually involves hitting of CAPS lock for extra effect. Antonym of happy fingers.
a_special_knome: OMFG i just fond oot our tix wre faxe!!
an_idiotic_haxor: WTF?? R U KIDNG ME!! LAHFDAHVASF AKJ HFKJASH DFKJHS DG CSZKJHGKJA!!
a_special_knome: ANGRY FINGERS!!! AKLHSGZSKFJ SAKJDF AKJHEFKJAHSD !!!!
*could not add more capital letters, because there were too many in the original for Urban Dictionary to handle.
angry fingers by MandyM*** June 17, 2006
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angry finger 

Finger pain caused by too much time playing any highly addictive iPad game, named after the popular app "Angry Birds." Pain is usually, although not exclusively, located in the dominant index finger.
After 2 hours of Angry Birds, I have angry finger.
angry finger by DrRed December 31, 2010

Angry Finger 

You would think it was something to do with finger cramps from digitalizing your benafriend or dialing your own number.
I have vicious angry finger from all that butt blasting last night.
Angry Finger by Fodangle April 12, 2020

Angry finger 

The finger of hate
Kelly hates the finger as she just frowned when showed it now it’s know as the angry finger
Angry finger by anonymous February 19, 2023

Angry finger 

The finger that makes people become pissed off
Kelly turns moody when Dan shows her the angry finger
Angry finger by Whitelines84 February 19, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026