angled

When you find out some used aa Myspace Angle picture to lure you into meeting them.

*Dude you know that chick I said I was going to meet from myspace?

-The one you said looked so hot in her picture?

*Yeah, She angled me big time!

by ltdan84 November 14, 2007

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Angled

Equivalent to being left on read on Snapchat.

"She just angled me so hard dude"

"Probably cuz ur so fucking ugly "

by Hunter689 May 3, 2018

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When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.

“Don’t talk to him, he gave me an Angled Pinocchio.”

by Prescription Bottle February 16, 2021

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Three-angled threesome

When a male layes on his back and receives a BJ from one female whilst giving a RJ to a different female. Then said second female gives the first female a RJ as well this creating a triangle of oral sex.

"Dude, last night I was totally a part of a three-angled threesome!"

by Real_class December 18, 2014

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90 degree angled

to have your erect penis, or someone elses erect penis, snapped at a 90 degree angle. An act of violence.

Dude, i dont know if im ever gonna be able to have sex again. I was gettin a blow job from Mary and i accidentally called her Sarah. She got angry and 90 degree angled my cock.

by CConye December 12, 2008

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