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AndyPandy 

The most delectable eyebrowless woman in all of the world. Orignating in Centerville, GA, and prospering in the garden of New London Theatre, where she is daily watered by Lorin Raab, a careful gardener who produces the most beautiful flowers in the world. (See: Raab)
You may identify an AndyPandy if she;
1. Has long legs that go on for miles
2. Has no eyebrows
3. Smokes like a chimney
4. Has a sexual apetite of five thousand men
5. Has a bad habbit of sneaking out at night
6. Cuts her best friend's tow off
7. Says "blurp"
8. Is constantly changing the colour of her hair
9. Has the hottest boy friend in thw world!!!
10. Has five healthy sized "U"s and a Holly Black obsession.

For more information on AndyPandys, see The Moron's Guide to AndyPandys.
Did you see that foxy mamma with the bright pink Sharpie eyebrows and the legs that went on for three lightyears? She must be the AndyPandy!
AndyPandy by Andriea June 5, 2008

Andypandy 

A rare rather camp panda species which are prone to inhabit English villages in search food and safety from a Joshysaurus, the most evil and disgusting anal dweller you will ever see, its white fur being covered in horrible pink glitter makes it a natural predator of the very tanned andypandy which despises things of beauty and use.
person:"Isnt that an andypandy?"*points*
andypandy: *starts starts being humped by joshysaurus*
other guy: "yep definitely"
Andypandy by Alsahiju October 7, 2013

andyhandycandy 

A mans cock being in close proximity to andy dick!!!
I was at the bar last night and I was lettin my andyhandycandy hangout!!!!
andyhandycandy by vinny125125 January 26, 2010

Andypandy 

Defines you calling someone a rude name
Hi andypandy hahahahaha
Andypandy by Andy Voung September 30, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026