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A small amount of semen released a short time after one masturbates.

One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.
John: "Ahh F!"
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."
afterjack by Brainstorm April 5, 2009

angerjaculate 

Angerjaculation occurs when a male achieves orgasm and ejaculates either while angry or out of anger.
I was pissed at Chris, so I angerjaculated on his cell phone while he was asleep and gave him a wake-up call later.
angerjaculate by Poncho Peligroso August 19, 2007

To pull an Andrejck 

To give false information or misleed fellow group members in order to boost their morale until they acknowledge the lie.
He wanted to pull an Andrejck when we were rapidly losing pace on a trip.

anderface 

A girl that has a horrible body and an ugly face. She is completely hideous.
Guy 1: That chick's an anderface (and her face).
Guy 2: Yeah she's completely nasty.
anderface by r2d2atemyhomework January 3, 2009
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026