anderjack

When a transvestite cave-woman has a penis too, and another notices it playing with itself.

"What is that disgusting transvestite cave woman doing?"

"She play. Anderjack."

And her jack.

by crapjack January 1, 2012

afterjack

A small amount of semen released a short time after one masturbates.

One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.

John: "Ahh F!"
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."

by Brainstorm April 5, 2009

angerjaculate

Angerjaculation occurs when a male achieves orgasm and ejaculates either while angry or out of anger.

I was pissed at Chris, so I angerjaculated on his cell phone while he was asleep and gave him a wake-up call later.

by Poncho Peligroso August 19, 2007

To pull an Andrejck

To give false information or misleed fellow group members in order to boost their morale until they acknowledge the lie.

He wanted to pull an Andrejck when we were rapidly losing pace on a trip.

by Krik krok July 8, 2021

anderface

A girl that has a horrible body and an ugly face. She is completely hideous.

Guy 1: That chick's an anderface (and her face).
Guy 2: Yeah she's completely nasty.

by r2d2atemyhomework January 3, 2009