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Viola and Violin fight
A fight between violists and violinists, people that play two of the most beautiful-sounding instruments in the string family. Even though both sides are to blame for constantly arguing, the violinists are mostly accused of starting the fight by creating and posting jokes about viola players.
E. g.
"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."
The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.
Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
E. g.
"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."
The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.
Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
Person 1 "Hey, dude, how do you prevent your violin from getting stolen?"
Person 2 "I don't know. How?"
Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"
Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"
Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"
Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
Person 2 "I don't know. How?"
Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"
Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"
Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"
Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
Viola and Violin fight by A Cat In An Elevator August 18, 2022
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S.O.P.A stands for Stop Online Piracy Act. It was a bill introduced in October of 2011 to prevent piracy, copyright infringement, and the trafficking of counterfeit goods online. S.O.P.A was very controversial, as many accused it of limiting free speech.
I don’t know why you would need to know about this, but you can find it in a high-ranked definition of America, so hey, context!
I don’t know why you would need to know about this, but you can find it in a high-ranked definition of America, so hey, context!
Someone: Hey, what’s this “ This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. ” on the definition of America mean?
Nerd: It’s a bill passed to prevent illegal activity online.
Someone: You’re a nerd, stfu.
Nerd: It’s a bill passed to prevent illegal activity online.
Someone: You’re a nerd, stfu.
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It is what happened to one of the defenitions of america the H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. was a act passed by the united states to prevent online policy
Me:Hey what is the defenition of America
*looks it up*
*This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed*
Me:What the fuck
*looks it up*
*This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed*
Me:What the fuck
did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?
The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
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