batting

To masturbate or beat off.

Trent: what are you doing tonight? wanna come to this party?

Mike: ask me later im batting

by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007

batting

To hang upside down in a bat like position with you arms in a v shape against your hips. Pictures will then be taken and uploaded to social networking sites. The more unusual the position and place, the better the batting.

John: Yo, bros! Wanna go out and do some planking tonight?

Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!

Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!

John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.

Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.

John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.

Jimmy: I love you

John: Get out

by vid811 July 26, 2011

batting

Coming from the term bat which means marijuana cigarette, batting is to smoke multiple "bats" with a group of friends over the course of one day, usually outside and in different locations.

hey man want to go batting?

Sure Ill huck in.

by Merner October 9, 2006

Batting

To text vigorously with someone.

Used by local kids When someone does texting with a person all the time.

He: John is texting with her all the day
Me: No, He is batting with her.

by drake4004 February 19, 2021

Batting

When two people, typically baseball players shove a baseball bats in their anus while the other puts a baseball in their anus. They then proceed to pass gas aggressively causing the bat and ball to fling out, ball hitting the bat.

Quinn and Ian were batting together

by anonymous May 16, 2023

batting for the other team

To be homosexual.

That guy is batting for the other team

by elf August 23, 2003

Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009