Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

Gas Station Anal Beads by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

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anal gasp

When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.

It has been so long. Alas, I have anal gasp.

anal gasp by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

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analgasm

An orgasm during anal penetration that originates in the center of the body and radiates throughout every nerve ending, creating a full-body orgasm lasting (but not limited to) up to 10 minutes. Though rare (like a unicorn, or a happily married couple), the analgasm is life altering and often sought after by sexual connoisseurs eager to please (or torture) their partners by sending them into an alternate reality that feels like a Dr. Suess movie, where good is bad and bad is good, up is down, and cats wear hats.

"She didn't know whether to laugh or cry during her incredibly long analgasm, but he was quite proud, either way."

analgasm by Knky Fukry May 27, 2018

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analgasm

an orgasm brought on by anal sex. Particularly rare in man/woman relations.

I was banging the shit out of her ass, and she had an analgasm... I was all like, ohhh yeah, I play it off legit!

analgasm by rumplstilskin, and I'm a meanie November 15, 2004

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Analgasm

An orgasm that happens through the totally rad stimulation of one's anus.

Tom: Nah, she's not your typical church girl. She actually had an analgasm, last night.

Analgasm by Lepidopteran October 4, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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