Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.
An orgasm during anal penetration that originates in the center of the body and radiates throughout every nerve ending, creating a full-body orgasm lasting (but not limited to) up to 10 minutes. Though rare (like a unicorn, or a happily married couple), the analgasm is life altering and often sought after by sexual connoisseurs eager to please (or torture) their partners by sending them into an alternate reality that feels like a Dr. Suess movie, where good is bad and bad is good, up is down, and cats wear hats.
"She didn't know whether to laugh or cry during her incredibly long analgasm, but he was quite proud, either way."