Skip to main content

analgasmic 

When you have an orgasm while fucked up the ass. Also known as ass-rape.
Bro 1: I just had a boof last night.
Bro 2: How was it?
Bro 1: It was ANALGASMIC.
analgasmic by Shaun Cunts Fucked September 5, 2010
Words you can keep

analgesic 

The analgesic, also known as aspirin, helped her headache.
analgesic by A.Porter May 25, 2012
An orgasm during anal penetration that originates in the center of the body and radiates throughout every nerve ending, creating a full-body orgasm lasting (but not limited to) up to 10 minutes. Though rare (like a unicorn, or a happily married couple), the analgasm is life altering and often sought after by sexual connoisseurs eager to please (or torture) their partners by sending them into an alternate reality that feels like a Dr. Suess movie, where good is bad and bad is good, up is down, and cats wear hats.
"She didn't know whether to laugh or cry during her incredibly long analgasm, but he was quite proud, either way."
analgasm by Knky Fukry May 27, 2018

analasticity

The condition or property of an anus being elastic; anal flexibility.

The measure of how far one's asshole is capable of stretching.

Porn director: We're looking for a girl with very good analasticity.

Porn starlet: That's me! I can fit 4 cocks in my ass at once!
analasticity by Paultera January 13, 2009
an orgasm brought on by anal sex. Particularly rare in man/woman relations.
I was banging the shit out of her ass, and she had an analgasm... I was all like, ohhh yeah, I play it off legit!
An orgasm that happens through the totally rad stimulation of one's anus.
Tom: Nah, she's not your typical church girl. She actually had an analgasm, last night.
Analgasm by Lepidopteran October 4, 2008

analastic limit 

When a person's anal spincter cannot return to it's original form normally after some severe anal penetration.
I just fucked her ass so hard that it passed it's analastic limit.
analastic limit by Randy George August 23, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next