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(noun) (plural) small flakes of human fecies that form along the length of the shaft of the penis while a person is being violently sodomized (pounded anally)

Nelson could smell the fresh batch of anal cookies that were cooking in his wife's kitchen.

anal cookies by DAD-ANAL November 7, 2006

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anal cookie

to place chocolate chips in a girl's anus and to lather ones cock in cookie dough. Then procede to fuck and then bake the now mashed together cookies. Afterwards it is tradition to force feed ones step mother to eat the cookies and slap ones stepfather

Jake and Betty made anal cookie. Afterwards they went to Betty's dads house and forced her mother to eat the cookies. They then slapped Betty's dad...but not too hard...he has a shotgun.

anal cookie by Metal CP February 26, 2007

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anal cookie

a piece of shit that comes out of the asshole

OMG that is one HUGE anal cookie !!

anal cookie by B0B January 2, 2005

anal cookie

when one man lathers his satchel in cookie dough and the girl sticks some chocolate chips up her backward area...and the make sweet love in a sauna...and eat it if they get and chips and dough to collide...they then continue to whip eachother until bleeding occurs. After this they go to the females parents house and spit on the females mother...and slap the father.

Jim and Lil were bored and near a sauna and fresh cookie dough...They decided to make anal cookie. Jim lathered is white white cocker in the cookie dough and lil fed her nice applebottom some chocolate chips...they made cookies in the sauna and afterwards whipped eachother till the bled. They then went to Lils house and spit on lils mom. Then they slapped her father, but not too hard because he has a shotgun.

anal cookie by Cindy Woo Hoo November 8, 2008

Anal Cookie

Oral sex of the anus, also known as a rim job

Tyler pulled down his shorts and offered Alex an anal cookie

Anal Cookie by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Cookie Anal

Analing girls with cookie crumbs

Jonre loves to cookie anal aleah

Cookie Anal by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026