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An Urban Dictionary 

The concept of a dictionary consisting of slang terms. We could create on over the Internet so people could post their definitions, as opposed to going into the slums and asking for some slang terms. However, we'd better make sure that this thing doesn't become like a forum, or else we'll have internet-weeners bombarding our 'urban dictionary' with definitions of their friends' names or their funny online pseudonyms. This is gonna be great!
The idea of creating an urban dictionary is ingenious, but we'll need some funding. T-Shirt sales, prehaps?
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor

So you can approve of every word that comes here, no matter how bad, no matter how good, so you can spit in the real editors faces.
Me: "Hey man, I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor!" Editor: "Nah." Me: "omegalul"

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition 

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition please let me out it's been 3 years

Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence

Cade got bored in environmental in 11th grade, so he made an urban dictionary article just for himself
"dumbass this can't work in a sentence Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence "

Making an urban dictionary word 

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

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i was just making an urban dictionary word.

People in an Urban Dictionary description 

They know the truth now.
Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-

Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug! 

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear
*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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