an evan

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.

just use 'an evan' as an insult basically

by guy#3 October 31, 2023

An Evan

An Evan is characterized as being a Minecraft addict, most likely has well over 1k hours spent it. An Evan might also be able to be noticed in the wild from their distinctive jacket, or sweater, in which an Evan wears the same few sweatshirts throughout the week in cycles. An Evan most likely has good grades, and is brilliant, but of course, has little to no will to live. He is of course, by the very nature of An Evan, a huge nerd. An Evan is very sweet, and will be a great person to get to know, despite the awkwardness. Although, sometimes, on rare occasions, he may get mad bitches.

An Evan is the best person you will meet, and if you are lucky enough to fall in love with one, don't hurt them

by TheBAgelLover April 4, 2022

An Evan Gao

An Evan Gao is when an Atrioc leech gets someone important to Brandon's life to star in a video

A: "Hey did you see that Ari was in that leech video?"
B: "Wow, he really pulled an Evan Gao on that one!"

by sevelyn January 26, 2022

Pulling an Evan

1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance

2. To have no self-control with regard to anything

"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."

by 同志 January 27, 2023

pulling an Evan

named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.

Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.

Tim: well, what happened afterwards?

Tom: she gave me a blowjob.

Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.

by silentshadows June 11, 2009

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011

Pulling an evan

When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.

Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!

Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan

by Ridiculously June 18, 2020