An Inch

An Inch is huge, easily the largest measurement known to man, an inch can do a lot, it really can. I’m simply lost for words typing this just thinking of the Colossal size an inch brings.

Don’t worry about what the girls say, listen to the boys, an inch is huge.

by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 2, 2023

an inch off the wall

When a notoriously hot chick is in the twilight of her hotness and about to pass over into mediocrity.

Pam Anderson was the ultimate hot snatch, but I saw her recently and she’s an inch off the wall.

by King of All Questions April 11, 2021

gained an inch

This term refers to a man "gaining" an inch to his dick by having done something extremely badass/manly, thus becoming even more manly. Men can wear these accomplishments as a medal and brag about them at later dates.

Dude #1: "Man yesterday was crazy! I definitely gained an inch."
Dude #2: "What did you do to earn that accomplishment?"
Dude #1: "I grew a beard, threw on my plaid shirt and bibs, and went out to the forest and chopped down trees to make myself a log cabin."
Dude #2: "Damn!"

by DerMin August 2, 2011

You give them an inch they take a mile

When you give someone an opportunity or am inch they take it out of proportion and take advantage leading to taking a mile.

Person 1: I let my boyfriend talk to females jut as friends but now he’s taking that as an advantage into flirting with other girls.
Person 2: that’s why you can never be too sure about that , you give them an inch they take a mile

by CroBoii March 25, 2020

it just grew an inch

Said when a man is so turned on, his boner seems to be bigger then ever

Girl (licking lips): Mmm I love the taste of your cum in my mouth

Guy: Oh god, I swear it just grew an inch.

by yummy-in-my-tummy November 6, 2009

a mile wide and an inch deep

said of a person's knowledge, intelligence or, in some cases, opinion. put another way, you're saying the person knows a lot about everything, but nothing about a given topic.

"That Sarah Palin sure knows foreign policy!"
"She's all talking points. Her knowledge is a mile wide and an inch deep."

by OuLiPo February 27, 2010

7/16 of an inch

the distance between the "A" key and the "caps lock" key on a keyboard.

"That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot."

by nathan November 5, 2003