amuser 

Normally means actor or actress

Weinstein: she is just an amuser.

amuser by JyuSyun November 15, 2017

Amuse-Bouche 

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

Amuse-Bouche by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

hashtag abuser 

A person who excessively uses hash tags in everything they do. Also someone who uses hash tags that are a paragraph long.

"omg Bethanne I just had the most delish bologna sandwich! I've gotta post about it!". Status update: I ate a bologna sandwich so much yum! #delish #socks #mayoattacktothemax #bread #nomnomnom #pig #beef #horse #fowl #mybolognahasafirstnameitsoscarmybolognahasasecondnameitsmayerilovetoeatiteverydayandifyouaskmewhyisay #yum #pink #meat #pinkmeat #meatpink #meetcute #hashtag

"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"

hashtag abuser by I'm_relevant August 4, 2014

lol abuser 

Someone who uses lol not only too much in a conversation, but is most likely NOT laughing out loud at what was previously said. Not only is this person an abuser of an already retarded term, but they are a liar. Hit them.

Vladimir: I'm really confused with this hw.
Eric: lol
Vladimir: Why is that funny? I really am confused.
Eric: I'm not laughing lol
Vladimir: Why are you using lol then?
Eric: lol
Vladimir: You are a lol abuser and I loathe you, no lol. I will kill you dead.

lol abuser by KanonDface January 20, 2009

Treat your Body like an Amusement Park 

To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"

"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!

Treat your Body like an Amusement Park by Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet March 24, 2019

wah wah abuser 

the guitar pedal wah wah is a cool effect, however some players use it more than their amps! (*cough*Kirk Hammett*cough)

Kirk: thats a cool rhythm section!

James : thanks do a solo!

*Kirk is so focused on the wah-wah pedal that he forgets to use his left hand*

Lars: whatta wah wah abuser

wah wah abuser by JKS45636 June 29, 2009

peroxide abuser 

A person who is fake and insecure, has dyed hair, plastic finger nails, way too much make-up, talks too much, uneducated with no regard for the world. Spends lots of money but doesn't earn enough on their own. No sense of style. Chews and pops gum because it's the only way to get attention.

That peroxide abuser thinks the whole world revolves around them. Why can't they learn to build up their self esteem in a useful and creative way?

peroxide abuser by Sharp Ed June 2, 2002