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Any basic phone that you can only use to make calls and send texts: a phone that isn't a smartphone.
A: "My phone died yesterday, so I'm getting a new one."
B: "Sweet, are you getting the new iPhone?"
A: "Naw man, just aPhone."
aPhone by luciferijaner October 4, 2012
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Used like alone time but means alone time with your phone.
"Hey man, can you put your phone down for a minute and talk to me?"
"Nah, I need some aphone time right now."
aphone by catscradlexx May 7, 2018

Alphones 

person one: Alphones is not a robot
Person two: totally a robot
Alphones by Coaker 12378765432 August 21, 2020
A very sexy strong male who everyone dies for
Did you see amphony i melt for him
Amphony by Buckeyefan1423 April 30, 2021

Alphoneso 

Alphoneso has a huge sagging cock an abnormally large left testicle. Alphoneso has achieved a high status because he's very charming. He's also known as "The Sleeper of Women" in the middle east.
person 1: oh my god his dick is huge
person 2: hes such an Alphoneso
Alphoneso by TheGwopMaster December 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019