amerishit 

citizen of US of A

generally morbidly obese,will forever hold in their hearts the day the twinky factories shut down

"hey paul why is this computer so shitty?"
"it was made in the us"
"oh ok its amerishit"

amerishit by captaincripple September 17, 2013

AmeriBrit 

Combination of American and British, could be a person of both nationalities or two people one of either nationality could be Ameribrits.

Lexy and Blaze the AmeriBrit Gangstaz.

person 1: So like that was totally awesome, innit.
person 2: You talk strangely, AmeriBrit.

AmeriBrit by Lexy W March 7, 2007

Amerihater

1. A person, who usually on the internet, displays their vast and extreme hatred for Americans and America in general, while ironically they adore and love American musicians, tv shows, video games, movies, sport teams, ect.

2. A person, who usually on the internet, displays their vast and extreme hatred for Americans and America in general, while ironically their own government follows the same policies as the USA and listens to them and their global presence.

Guy 1 : "Fuck you stupid ass americans, stupid fucking rapists and murderers invading Iraq, nobody likes you worthless fat fucks."

"I love the walking dead! Its such a great show!" "Damn, I fucking love Jayz"

Guy 2: "What a fucking idiot, how ironic he doesn't even know he loves what he claims to hate. Amerihater"

Amerihater by fiippurple July 31, 2013

amerishock 

Describes something uniquely American that surprises, astonishes, and/or amazes.

Being surprised, astonished, and/or amazed by something uniquely American.

1) Is that a drive-thru for liquor and ammunition? It IS... amerishock!
2) I experienced amerishock when I saw a drive-thru for liquor and ammunition in Arizona.
3) see also: www.amerishock.com

amerishock by amerishocked February 4, 2010

abeeishittingonme 

Like the best mutual of all time. I would literally die for her. It’s just a fact

“abeeishittingonme” is the definition of humour. Funniest person out there

abeeishittingonme by sabinetsurugi July 28, 2021

amerisize 

(verb):
1. To increase in quantity or size to an unnecessary extent
2. To become morbidly obese

"Hey dude, don't be so chincy with the bud. Amerisize that bowl for me."

"Awww..check out that girl with the Amerisized Ass!"

amerisize by Wicked Wonka July 18, 2007

americritter 

Insects from America, usually sold as food for other larger animals such as reptiles.

Seth: I need to get some more food for my snake!
Tom: You mean americritters?!

americritter by SimplyDefined7 January 6, 2012